I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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