that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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