did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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