In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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