I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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