I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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