We're like a lot better than the average bears
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did you just send me my own nude
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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