Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just found puke in my bra..
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
