my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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