she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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