The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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