well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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