if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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