Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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