She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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