we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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