I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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