hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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