Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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