ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I use my feet as sexual weapons
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
