so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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