I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You made out with two different species that night
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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