bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
