I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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