So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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