i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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