I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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