scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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