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  • the term head is used on girls too.. why else do you think lil wayne says "middle of the bed give and getting head" in lollipop. i'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about two guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:55pm
  • High 5 to your girl....sounds like she knows her stuff too! Nice. ^the headologist^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:01pm
  • You shouldn't use a scale, grading by percentile would make more sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 9:12PM I love you. We should mate. :) 10:43 How the FUCK do you figure that?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:53pm
  • 9:49 thats not true, i have had one where i told the girl to stop giving me head and stick with the handjob. didnt think it was possible to ruin a bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:11am
  • the tips roll in while ur suking on my dick.. they arn't free ;) (lady frriend) i use "going down" and trust me. find a confident guy and he'll instruct you on everything you need to know!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:08am
  • 9:12 (or are you 11:05 now?) your a guy that loves to give head? or are you trying to fuck with 10:53?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Bonus points for swallowing. Remember that the next time grades are due, curve or no curve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:17am
  • 1:33 knows whats up! as my Boy T's crazy ass dad puts it...... "it aint good till my toe nails pop off and stik in the ceiling"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:14am
  • it could be a guy asking and a girl grading...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 1:22, you're obviously wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:19pm
  • i agree with 2:10 (im also a girl) and im totally shocked that theyre arent tons of guys giving tips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:31am
  • 1:33AM: Seriously, you are the only person who caught the area code, props for that, but if she was native, it would be higher than a 5, no teeth remember? headologist: Yea, sounds about the ones I get. Where they make your eyes roll back in my head and I have to bite my hand from telling her to stop because its so intense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Oh, I have a tip for y'all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:54am
  • maybe his expectations are too high if hes never had a 10...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:21pm
  • i personally think cumming in the mouth is disgusting. seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 1. play with the balls 2. avoid the teeth (they dont feel good at all) 3. keep it wet with spit 4. stop to jack it once in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:56am
  • ladies....spit is good. the wetter the better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:50pm
  • well if he's never had a 10 so how can he really judge?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:18pm
  • You can do better. Or she should ask you what she can do to improve. I read books, and had lots of practice! Practice really does make perfect! Plus, I just love to give head. Its like a giant lollypop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Ok so I'm the one that was doing the grading in the text. One, best I ever had was a 8 cause it was great but I know there could be better. two, as far as tips go, when you are giving a blow job do not try and be a vacuum. Third "the headologist" I need to get a 10 from you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:25pm
  • 10:08 if that's the best you can do no wonder the poor boy has only reached an 8

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:50pm
  • That's the best and funniest answer ever.. I can only hope a girl asks me to grade her on a 1-10 scale so I say the same thing hahaha.. Even if she's a 10 I would still say 5 cause the curve is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:21pm
  • 1:AM That just proves that some people are idiots.The only real unisex term is "going down on". Everybody knows that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:02am
  • cool....but i don't really care what it's called as long as i can do my thing on my guy...just as a preference I'd prefer to get fucked over getting eaten out or whatever you want to call it....and why did you have to mention lil wayne?....man, that guy is a total turn off....short, not really handsome i think and his physical size doesn't leave much hope for the size of other body parts...sorry....i don't bother with bad sex and small dicks....i am a very self fish girl......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:34pm
  • fyi, I'm also a girl. And I totally call a guy going down on me him giving me head. I REALLY dislike the term "eating out" and oral sounds so clinical. He's using his head, I think it's legit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:10am
  • Better to save money in the short term than the long run. Very good business sense there. Lol

    Submitted by ladyrattler on Apr 18, 10 at 12:26am
  • Eskimos give the best head. It stems from 'chewing the fat'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:33am
    • hahahaha. (chick) and thats still hilarious

      Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:16am
  • 9:28--learn to spell. (hilarious)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:43pm
  • how was your best an 8? wouldn't the best you've ever had be a 10? idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:48pm
  • so guys where are those tips?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:21am
  • one of the best text EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:14pm
  • the headologist just made it possible to fall in love by reading text amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:46pm
  • (9:12 here) I'm a guy, 10:53--is that cool?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:05pm
  • ahahah headologist...nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:28pm
  • looks like the headologist knws her stuffff. if its a chick tht is.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:36pm
  • We know we shouldn't use teeth, but some times the teeth wont' get out of the way! How do we make it better for the "larger" boys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:51am
  • That text is hilarious. Brutal honesty. And to think he actually took the time to type that all out in a text to send to her. She would either get all offended and never give him head again, or like someone said above, work hard to be his first 10. It's a risky move but it could pay off big time. And PS. I'm a girl and I don't use the term "give head", I use "go down on". I've personally never heard the term "head" used in refernce to going down on a girl, but to each his own. Whatever works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:48am
  • June 8th 4:41 yes they can be bad... Very bad (especially if they have braces)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:35pm
  • wow. I cried a lil when i read this... SOOOO funnny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:59am
  • "Cunnilingus" is the preferred term of all gentlemen. Though analingus is, of course, cooler.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:22am
  • Damn! Learn to lie, boy, or you may never get another bj from her!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:49pm
  • lol...nice...yeah, I agree with the "how can you know?" statement. Is it like one of those moments where time and space stand still...I'm looking forward to that moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:05pm
  • ur fucking amazing headologist... <3 you should teach lessons or write a book because you know your shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:33pm
  • (10:53) 9:12- For sure where do you live?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:29pm
  • so like ur not the best but not the worst?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:30pm
  • 8:49pm, she's a 5 - he can do better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I think it's hot if he cums in my mouth and swallowing is really hot too !!..ummm....huh......I hate the fact that my stomach disagrees with it though......but wtf I do it anyways....because it turns me on... :-)...ha ^the headologist^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:14pm
    • you're a man arent you.. you're trying to trick these men. dont fall for it 1:25.

      Submitted by riteo on Nov 9, 10 at 8:25am
  • ahem, 10:43 it is physically impossible for a male to give a female head...just basic anatomy really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:50am
  • 9:23 1) open mouth 2) insert penis 3) glide up and down 4) try best to refrain from using teeth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:08pm
  • 12:18 I am rock hard from reading your post, I can only imagine what you're like in person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:11pm
  • jus use alot of spit, tongue, swirl, suck, go up and down, play with the balls, use your hands, deep throat, and the tip of the penis is the most sensitive so pay alot of attention to tht.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:06pm
  • I agree with 2:10 (also a girl) I don't like the term "eating out" it just...I dunno something about it I don't like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:56am
  • i mean 8:29.... oops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:15am
  • hell yeah i am a chick...never in a million years would i trade places with a dude....i love my assets and my talent!! ((-:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:46pm
  • haha.....you'd be veeeery surprised.....i look as innocent as it gets in person....the girl you you'd wanna bring home to mom.....seriously.......but what can i say....i am a freak! and i love it! ^the headologist^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:43pm
  • people in Alaska perform oral sex??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:33am
  • some people refer to performing oral sex on girls as giving them head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:00am
  • grading on a scale is ruining America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:10pm
  • also a girl...i hate the term "eating out," it sounds so...i don't know. i can't place it either. so i just use "going down."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:20am
  • 1:02 you're a moron.. I call it head and I'm a girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:32am
  • I think his answer is genius. She's now going to do everything she can to be his first 10. Unless she's like most girls and is only asking to gripe at him for his honest answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:26pm
  • umm you got a BJ.. 10! no bj is bad. ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:31pm
  • 2:05 marry me

    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 1, 10 at 4:46pm
  • well boys give us girls some tips

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Light teeth usage can be very good actually... but unlike my first bj experience, please don't treat my, or any other bloke's gentleman vegetables like real vegetables. Blood and screaming and stitches is not what I would describe as the best first sexual experience. Luckily I got over it. But in all honesty, any bj is better than no bj ergo all bjs are great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:49am
  • Did she make you cum? Did she use teeth? Did it feel good? Technique and style are all bonus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 10:53 - hi, i'm a girl! we exist, i promise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:39am
  • haha who corrects spelling in anonymous responses. who fucking cares? dude, I'm glad you're being honest with a bj slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:46am
  • I've always wanted to try giving head but haven't gotten to that point with any guy. What I need is a guy friend to give me lessons! I don't want to give sucky BJ's. Oh well, college is a great time for experimenting, right? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:05pm
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