did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
