She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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