id be glad to
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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