super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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