only if we run a train.
done.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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