His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
