Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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