did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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