just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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