how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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