I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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