he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
