We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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