My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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