it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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