i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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