that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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