i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I would fuck him just for his dog
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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