Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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