You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
