their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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