I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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