you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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