haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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