Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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