My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
