Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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