white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
